Punk this, Wedding Planner

So you know people are spending an AVERAGE of $27K on weddings. But let's face it, with the dove releases and the cigar bars, people are often plunking down a lot more than that. Imagine everything going just as you planned (and paid out the wazoo for), except you know the minister is drunk and someone shows up claiming to be the groom's other wife in Utah, after which your father screams "I knew there was something wrong with this joker! I never liked him!" and then a rumble breaks out between the bride and groom's sides. Then surprise! Ashton Kutcher shows up to tell you you're just part of "Wedding Crashers," and your nuptial nightmare is going to be broadcast on national television.


On the one hand, I LOVE that this new show will poke fun at the perfect-day obsession that has made the wedding industry one fat cat. But on the other, messing with the she-devil in the Vera Wang-dress? Not so smart.